Would you give it up?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23070437/

The article linked above proves once and for all that sex just keeps passing me by.

When I read the headline, I thought, "Why would somebody need to give up their EX for a flatscreen?"

I would not give up sex for a flatscreen. I might trade my flatscreen for sex, though.

You might lose sex if you buy too big-a-one and spend too much money.

There's just too much to consider these days. So, it's a good thing I still have a CRT in my bedroom.